Malaysian Celebs Sex Scandals: Are We That Stupid?

Malaysian entertainment scene is so boring and pathetic until we create stupid rumors about our celebrities just for the heck of it. I don’t know what’s going in my head but suddenly I figured I want to write about ridiculous Malaysian celebrities rumors.

When it comes to celebrity sex scandals, I don’t know why Malaysians are so fucking stupid and blind. Not everyone is a saint and Malaysian celebrities (althoughpoorer than most of us), are humans too. They have sexual urges just like you and me. And some of them has a stronger sense of exhibitionism that at times, they really need to document their sexual experience for you know, those rainy horny days.

Let’s start with the latest and greatest of Malaysian celebrity sex rumors. I don’t know who the fuck this Zarina An-Julie chick is but her pictures seems to be everywhere on the tabloids today. Not that I read them but I was turned off by how stupid these small time celebrities think we are.

Here’s an excerpt from this article:

Pelakon berusia 21 tahun yang dikenali dengan panggilan Anju itu mendakwa gambar terbabit dihasilkan melalui teknik pertindihan imej.
“Gambar itu bukan saya…sebenarnya sudah tiga kejadian membabitkan gambar menyerupai saya beraksi lucah. Semuanya menggunakan teknik sama iaitu meletakkan wajah seseorang di badan orang lain dan mengatakan itu adalah saya,” katanya ketika dihubungi Harian Metro, semalam.

What do you think Harian Metro readers are? Five? Wait, that might actually be true considering all the crazy pathetic stories in there.

Do you honestly believe our poor celebrities are so fucking famous until people really take their precious time to carefully ‘superimpose’ their cellphone pictures having sex with another man or woman? This thought is more disgusting than actually watching them having sex. Who do they think we are? For those who keep on thinking ‘maybe’ or ‘someone tried to sabotage her’ or ‘but she looks so naive on TV’, think again, dimwits. Who is this Zarina An-Julie person? A billionaire’s daughter? An Academy Award winner? No fools, she’s just a desperate horny wild girl who happens to be an exhibitionist when it comes to having sex. Not to mention a clumsy one too.

This totally reminds me of that stupid KRU scandal like years ago, i.e Edry pictures with Lynda of failed girl group Elite, which was true by the way in case you morons still believe those pictures were altered with the wonders of computer graphics technology. No, idiots, our celebrities are NOT that famous til someone willing to spend time adding an ugly dick onto Edry’s ready-for-photoshop pictures.

Get over it, people. Those are real and no one wants to photoshop you lame motherfuckers so dream on! If you’re too ignorant to know what’s going on, read the article and see what I mean by them assuming us idiots.